Wednesday, December 26, 2012

Truth Will Out



  If God is not Pro-Choice, then
    The Blessed Virgin Mary was raped.

Friday, December 21, 2012

Thereby Hangs a Tale





   "I am Paul, called to be an Apostle.
I labored more abundantly than the
other apostles.  I opposed Peter to 
his face because he stood condemned.
I am crucified with Christ."










     "Paul, I served with 
Jesus Christ; I knew Jesus
Christ;  Jesus Christ was
a friend of mine.  Paul,
you're no Jesus Christ."

Tuesday, December 18, 2012

The Seven Deadly Slaughters of More Than 20 Children by YHWH in the Bible

Who looked on and would not
take their part? *

   I.  Genesis 7:23

        Moody-mad YHWH destroys all He created, even the 
        little children, from the face of the earth with the 
        waters of the Flood. 
        Children who even now to be afresh lamented.

  II.  Genesis 19:24-25

        Slaughter-god YHWH kills all the inhabitants of
        Sodom and Gomorrah, even the little children,
        with brimstone and fire out of Heaven.
        Children who even now to be afresh lamented.

 III.  Exodus 11:5

         YHWH's winged vengeance murders the first
         born of Egyptian families, even the little children.
         Children who even now to be afresh lamented.

  IV.  2Kings 2:23-24

         In the name of YHWH, Elisha wrong'st the
         forty-two little children mightily for their
        child's play, having them savaged by wild bears.
        Children who even now to be afresh lamented.

   V.  Ezekiel 9:5-7

         YHWH puts children to destruction, verily,
         verily, saying to the murderers, "Slay utterly
         old and young...and little children...."
         Children who even now to be afresh lamented.

  VI.  1Samuel 15:2-3

          YHWH, the moody-mad slaughter-god, commands
          Saul to kill all the Amalekites, even the little 
          children and infants.  
          Children who even now to be afresh lamented.

 VII.  Joshua 6:20-21

          YHWH gave Joshua Jericho.  And Joshua's armed
          men utterly destroyed all that was in the city, even
          the little children.
          Children who even now to be afresh lamented.

     Tidings out of the Holy Bible I bring to you of slaughter
of so many children.  Great the slaughter of children is here
made by YHWH.  Child slaughter coupled with the
name YHWH.  A God that reigns by slaughter of children.
Do you not read tokens of a Monster in the large 
composition of this God?  Or perchance, the Pods for God
ne'er look'd upon it.

         O spare the guiltless children.
              Peace, children, peace.

 http://articles.washingtonpost.com/2012-03-11/world/35447493_1_afghan-officials-panjwai-civilians
  * http://usnews.nbcnews.com/_news/2012/12/15/15907407-elementary-school-massacre-20-children-among-28-killed-in-connecticut-slaughter?lite
         


Friday, November 30, 2012

When You Have Drawn Your Number--Zero


There comes Revelation
There begins Confusion

     Go forth and multiply:  x 5 x 7 x 6 x 0 x 9 x 3 = ?
   Wouldst thou increase this number?
   Thou hast no counting art.  For zero makes it zed.

    Who is God?  What is YHWH's substance? 
Wherefore is YHWH made?  Invisible...Perfect...
Holy...Almighty...Eternal...Incomprehensible...
Loving...Merciful...True...Just.  'Tis YHWH's
description.*  His champions are the prophets
and apostles.  I judge this "Incomprehensible"
as zed.  A Thing Unknown turned into a shape,
giving airy nothing a name.  The strength of 
their illusion draws mankind to confusion.  This
Unknown shouldst live behind us.  Live not on thy
Confusion.

*See The National Catholic Almanac

Sunday, November 18, 2012

Thy God Confounds Thee


"What is Truth?" *


     All hail, Pontius Pilate, thou shalt
be named hereafter in the Nicene Creed
of the Roman Catholic Mass--not sleeping
in dull cold marble, not dead and turned
to clay, not damn'd in the book of 
heaven, not forgotten; his fame folds-in
this orb o' the earth.  Not forgotten.

*The wisest words spoken in the Bible.
  Blessed are the truth-seekers for asking questions.

Sunday, October 28, 2012

The Seven Biblical Amici Curiae Who Do Not Support the Defense of Marriage Act



I Have Thrust Myself into
This Maze


   I. Abraham
        Authority:  Genesis 16:1-7; Genesis 25:1

II.  Solomon
        Authority:  1Kings 11:1-3

III. David
        Authority:  1Samuel 18:27; 1Samuel 25:39;
                                          1Samuel 25:43; 2Samuel 3:5;
                                          2Samuel 5:13

IV.  Jacob
        Authority:  Genesis 30:4; Genesis 30:9

V.   Esau
        Authority:  Genesis 26:34;
                                           Genesis 28:9

VI.  Gideon
        Authority:  Judges 8:30

VII. Ashur
         Authority:  1Chronicles 4:5

     These aforementioned men attest that YHWH
sanctioned their marriages between one man and
more than one woman concurrently.

Wednesday, October 24, 2012

The Seven Deadly Directives on Rape in the Bible*


Rape Holp



I.   WWYHWHD?
                          YHWH does not want rape except for the 400 young
                          virgins of Jabesh-Gilead.  Judges 21:10-24

II.  WWYHWHD?
                          YHWH does not want rape except for the young
                          Midianite girls who are virgins.  Numbers 31:7-18

III. WWYHWHD?
                           YHWH does not want rape except when He turns
                           a town over to His Chosen People.  Deuteronomy 20:10-14

IV.  WWYHWHD?
                            YHWH does not want rape except when one of His
                            Chosen People is attracted to a comely female captive,
                            as long as her head is shaved and her fingernails clipped.
                                                                                       Deuteronomy 21:10-14

V.   WWYHWHD?
                           YHWH does not want rape except when He uses the public
                           rape of wives to humiliate and 'punish' their husbands.
                                                                                       2Samuel 12:11-14

VI.  WWYHWHD?
                            YHWH does not want rape except when the women are
                            the spoils of war, like fancy dry goods.  Judges 5:30
                                                                                             Zechariah 14:1-2

VII. WWYHWHD?
                            YHWH does not want rape except when the rapists follow
                            certain guidelines--a father has to buy back his daughter 
                            he sold into slavery is she does not please her rapist, the
                            father cannot sell his daughter to foreigners, a non-combant
                           rapist must pay a fine and marry his victim, the rapist is
                           required to feed and clothe his victim.
                                                                                              Exodus 21:7-11
                                                                                              Deuteronomy 22:28-29

     O unwise patricians and reckless senators, 'twill vex thy soul to hear what
he doth speak.  Lord Mordik will prove the fool.  His words ravish human 
sense and would ravish savage ears.  

     What of him?  Ignorance made drunk.  Unfeeling, barren ignorance.  His
heavy ignorance of a thousand dreadful things and the horn and noise o' the Monster.

     There is a world elsewhere that reprehends his ignorance.


     *http://www.democraticunderground.com/1014277478
                                                                                      


Sunday, October 21, 2012

A Deed of Slander

No Trees Allowed:  Deuteronomy 16:21
Why?  Ask Asherah!

     Do Mother Nature no slander.  Thy slander
hath gone through and through her heart. You
have made Mother Nature immoral.  Some 
other deity than Mother Nature has mangled
the work of Mother Nature.  Mother Nature
cries YHWH.  All that lives must die passing
through Mother Nature to eternity.  YHWH
corrupts frail Mother Nature.  But your
slander never can endanger her.
Mother Nature teaches beasts to know 
their friends.  O, do no slander of her
for she has enwombed you in her catalogue. 

Wednesday, October 17, 2012

Old Odd Ends--A Good Jest Forever

The Dead Sea Scrolls
Written on Dead Skin
The Rosetta Stone
Carved in Stone
















     Presumptuous priests!  What have we here?
Here is a parchment with the seal of YHWH.
Peruse this writing here, and thou shalt know
the scrolls are the content and summary of
YHWH's fortune. The Dead Sea Scrolls,
bound with shame, with inky blots and rotten
parchment, consume themselves in little time.

     Give way to what is seen now.  This precious
stone did speak strongly to us.  The Rosetta Stone
able to breathe life into stone, whose memory is
written on the Earth, unlike pieces of scripture,
set down in the scrolls that are a scribbled form,
drawn with a pen upon parchment, crumbling
up to dust.

Saturday, October 13, 2012

A Volley of Words


Thane of Towson

     If thou livest under a moving, bitter sky on a
miserable world from which you scratch up 
enough food to chew and fresh water to drink
to sustain your short life and the lives of your
offspring, and you cower in the cold, sable
night, the mother of Dread and Fear, and
you pick at the fleas and lice that eat at your
body, and you are always in danger of 
succumbing to the unseen worms that are
all around you, then believe in a Placental God.

     But if by the long journey of your mind and
the congress with your own kind, you have
understood the disturbed sky above, and have
given light and heat to the comfort-killing,
uncheerful night, and have subdued the lice
and the unseen worms, then stand up, open
your eyes, look in the mirror you have fashioned
with your own hands from the dust of the earth,
and gaze therein on a man---noble in reason,
admirable in action, the paragon of animals.
How like a god.

     Believe you this:  we eat weeds when our 
quick minds are still.  There is no darkness but
ignorance.  Believe it.  O, believe it.

Monday, October 8, 2012

The Seven Deadly Reasons To Run Away From a Biblical Family

Run, Yosef!
Run for the Border.


       I.  If you are part of a Biblical Family,
           your brother might rape you.  2Samuel 8:16

      II.  If you are part of a Biblical Family,
            your wife and son might take advantage of
            your physical challenges to swindle you.
            Genesis 27:ff

     III.  If you are part of  a Biblical Family,
            your daughters might get you drunk and 
            have sex with you.  Genesis 19:31-36

     IV.  If you are part of a Biblical Family,
            your father might turn you over to a
            crazed mob to be gang raped.  Genesis 19:8

       V.  If you are part of a Biblical Family,
             you might pimp out your wife to powerful
             men.  Genesis 12:14-20; Genesis 20:1-7;
                        Genesis 26:7-11

       VI.  If you are part of a Biblical Family,
              your father might slaughter you as a 
              human sacrifice, if he hears voices telling
              him to do so.  Genesis 22:1-2; Judges 11:31-39

      VII.  If you are part of a Biblical Family,
              you might be eaten by beasts or your family.
              Leviticus 26:21; Jeremiah 19:9; Lamentations 2:20

     YHWH set forth what marriage and family are all about
in the inerrant words of the Bible:  A couch of damn'd incest,
beginning with Cain in the Land of Nod, to Abraham and Sarah
in Ur Kasdim, to the parents of Moses in the Land of Kemet--and
others in between and after.  Genesis 4:16-17; Genesis 11:26-29;
Genesis 20:12-13; Exodus 6:19-20

     And the Law of Moses sanctifies polygamy.  Exodus 21:10

     This unweeded garden is the heritage of the Pods for God.
O, no more; no, more.  This calf skin is no heritage.  
A recreant,  gorbellied knave hangs his poison in the sick air. *

     *  http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/10/03/chick-fil-a-president-dan-cathy-biblical-families-_n_1935786.html

Sunday, September 30, 2012

Look Upon the Holy Sun



Once Aten Rose Shining,
All Lived.

   The Sun ariseth in majesty, gazing upon 
the Earth.  To prove the existence or 
non-existence of YHWH or to prove the
existence or non-existence of Zeus is impossible.
  But to prove the existence of Sol Invictus, who
provides all the needs of all living things in our
solar system, is attested to by Sun-worshippers 
as well as modern scientists.  Where have you
lurk'd that you make doubt of it? 'Tis the
all-seeing Sun that maketh all things shine.
   O count them happy that worship the almighty
Sun who maketh YHWH a shadow.  Let not
Jealous hide Sol Invictus from us with
Abrahamic gaberdine.

Tuesday, September 25, 2012

Remembrance of Things Past

Better ADT  than OCD
Patron Saint of the Lost















     The Ark of the Covenant has been lost for
3000 years.  Oops, Dei!  For 2000 years
Roman Catholics have not been sure whether
or not to pray for the conversion of the Jews.
Maybe Catholics should say a little prayer
to St. Anthony of Padua to help find the
Ark of the Covenant for the Jews.

Friday, August 31, 2012

Much Ado about Nothing


Fear of  YHWH--The Beginning of Knowledge?

    Unless study and books be false,
what in God's name is the worth
of theology?  The Abrahamic
religions are not based on discovery,
but on revelation.  The obstinate
commands of YHWH hinder the
show and seal of nature's truth.
There is no peer review, just
double-blind fideism--blind men
looking in mirrors.

Sunday, August 26, 2012

A Book Where Men May Read Strange Matters




  Tedious homily, after tedious homily about God's love. . .monotheism is boring.
   Blessed be God for the hagiography of
the masochistic, anorexic, schizophrenic
Roman Catholic Saints.

Sunday, August 19, 2012

Talkers Are No Good Doers



     Why is Dog, God spelled backwards?



           Because your dog gives you 
           unconditional love, but your
           God gives you conditional love.

Saturday, August 11, 2012

Perchance--All's Well That Ends Well

Darkness Over All The Land
Seek Good Questions,
Not Bad Answers






    





           Western Civilization was without 
        Liberty and the Dark Ages shrouded 
       Europe.  And the Spirit of Liberty 
       moved upon the Darkness of Catholicism.
       And Western Man said Let there be
       Enlightenment.  And there was light
       for all. 

         And Western Man saw the
      Enlightenment--that it was good.  And
      Western Man divided the light from
      the darkness. And Western Man called
      the light science, and Western Man called
      the darkness religion.

         And it has come to pass that mankind is 
      fruitful where the light of science
      banishes the darkness of religion.
      But the shadow of religion lingers
      in the dark corners of ignorance--threatening
      the light of the world.

Wednesday, August 1, 2012

Measure for Measure. . .The Naked Truth

If Elephants Had Hands. . . .


     They have a childhood that lasts ten years.
They develop adult characteristics during their
adolescence, lasting until age sixteen.  They
become sexually mature around this time,
but normally do not engage in coitus until
reaching age eighteen or twenty.


     They live in a complex social structure
that values good communication, mutual
support and life-long social bonds.  Their
average life span is the biblical three-score
and ten.


     They are most commonly called 
elephants by the talking monkeys.


     They exhibit a degree of nascent 
religious thought by remembering their
departed loved ones with regular visitations
to their final resting places and by touching
and arranging the bones, as did the 
Neanderthals, who were the first talking
monkeys to attend to their dead with burial
and rudimentary ritual.


     The bond of extended childhood
experienced by these two very different
creatures engenders the childhood belief
in a life beyond death, the fear of a painted
devil, and the worship of dirty gods.


     Childhood's Beginning is the God Gene.*

*THE GOD GENE HYPOTHESIS--
     If an animal's juvenile period is 25% or more of its average
     life span, the animal will exhibit the "God Gene."
                                                    ----The Thane of Towson


     


     


     

Saturday, July 28, 2012

Truth Will Out

Remember Me, Asshole?


     Facts exist even if they are 
                        unknown or ignored.
     Beliefs cease to exist if they are
                        ignored or forgotten.

Friday, July 20, 2012

An Ill-Favored Thing




     It takes a village to stone with stones
to death a disobedient child.
                         --Deuteronomy 21:18-21
     His word needs must, when YHWH
drives, be followed by the card or 
equivocation will undo the inspired
Word of God.

Tuesday, July 10, 2012

Fair Play in a Fool's Paradise




     Consider the fowls of the air, for they worship not,
neither do they sacrifice, nor cut foreskins, nor obey
burdensome commandments.  No child of man has
the pleasure of freewill as do the birds.  
     Are you not better than they?  O ye of deceiving 
belief!  Generations of sheep.

Saturday, July 7, 2012

In a Fool's Paradise




     In The City of God, St. Augustine of Hippo fantasized 
about the momentary joy that breeds an eternity of
pain--the engine of lust, the Orgasm.
     St. Augustine adduced that procreation, using
 the organs of generation, involved an act of 
penetration that aroused the same sensation in the
woman as the woman feels when she produces a
menstrual flow.  And the man's phallus (Greek)
or penis (Latin) did not originally have the length
and girth which damages the hymen.  Though not
explicitly described, presumably, the man's sensation
of ejaculation was the same as urination.
     St. Augustine of Hippo lamented that this Intelligent
Design of the organs of generation was not brought about,
because the Original Sin of Adam and Eve allowed lust
and liberty to creep into the minds and marrows of 
mankind whose issue of lust are condemned to fulfill
the loathsome act of lust in a history of foul thoughts
and desires.
The City of God by St. Augustine of Hippo, 14.26.


     And when the woman saw the tree was good for food,
she took the fruit thereof and did eat, and gave also unto
her husband with her; and he did eat.
     And the eyes of them both were opened and saw a 
phallus larger than the phalli possessed by any monkey
or ape.
     They sewed fig leaves together and made themselves
aprons to cover the phallus that was as the phalli of asses.
     And YHWH said, "Who told thee that thou wast naked.
Hast thou eaten of the tree whereof I commanded thou
shouldest not eat?"
     Unto the woman, YHWH said, "I will greatly multiply
thy sorrows--yada-yada-yada--thy husband shall rule over thee."
     "And unto Adam, YHWH said, "Because thou hast 
hearkened unto the voice of thy wife--yada-yada-yada--
sorrows...all the days of thy life."
     And YHWH slaughtered the very first of any 
living creature and made coats of skins and clothed them.
YHWH sent them from the Garden of Eden and away 
from the Tree of Life. Selah.
     

   

Tuesday, July 3, 2012

Measure for Measure




     Religion makes a rhapsody of words.  Words 
that many ear take captive.  Plausive words 
have been spoken and written by theologians,
prophets, clergymen, preachers, theists, deists,
theosophists desperately trying to find intelligent
reasons to believe in the God of Abraham,
a mass murderer, a merciless abortionist,
a genocidal racist, a phobic misogynist, an
enabler of child abuse, a wrathful, capricious,
egomaniacal monster. Not a God of Love---
but a God of Self-Love.  Whose name is Jealous.


     The world takes note that the few letters
and numbers of geometry, algebra, trigonometry,
calculus; and the succinct, disciplined observations
of Thales, Archimedes, Democritus, Pythagoras,
Galileo, Newton, Bernoulli, Faraday, Edison,
Dirac, Heisenberg, stated as simply as is 
E=mc2, have made some sense of the truth of
the reckoning of this world.  This sense saves.
Believe those words.  They are certain.


     

Wednesday, June 27, 2012

The Naked Truth



     Religion is like going to an entertaining
play and finding out at the after-party that
most of the audience thought what they saw 
on stage was real.

Saturday, June 23, 2012

Brevity Is the Soul of Wit



     The Four Gospels are essentially four piles
of gossip, spreading misinformation, contradictions,
botched translations, questionable sources, 
anachronisms, desperate extrapolations, plagiarism,
and disinformation.  The Word of YHWH needs
editing and a rewrite.

Wednesday, June 20, 2012

Man Has His Desires--As You Like It




     St. Augustine of Hippo was baffled by the
sorrowful mystery of the creation of Eve. 
How weary, stale, and flat all the uses
of a woman seemed to St. Augustine of Hippo.
     Eve?  Eve was dirt to him.  Soil that helped
the seed of the man to make the world populous.
     For a good man's life, Adam would best
be served by a lovely boy, enjoying 
companionship and conversation in a
life shared together in a noble-ending love.
De Genesi ad Litteram IX, v. 9*




*  "The Literal Meaning of Genesis,"  trans. by
     John Hammond Taylor  Vol. 2.

Sunday, June 17, 2012

In a Fool's Paradise



     If the Lord is your shepherd, you see yourself
as a smelly, timid, exploited animal with a herd
mentally.
     The green pasture of YHWH is a defined, restricted
enclosure, not the wide open spaces of a creature
possessing freewill.
     The rod and staff of YHWH are instruments
of coercion and control.  Surely ignorance and 
fear shall follow you all the days of your life
for his name's sake.  Selah.