In a Fool's Paradise

     In The City of God, St. Augustine of Hippo fantasized 
about the momentary joy that breeds an eternity of
pain--the engine of lust, the Orgasm.
     St. Augustine adduced that procreation, using
 the organs of generation, involved an act of 
penetration that aroused the same sensation in the
woman as the woman feels when she produces a
menstrual flow.  And the man's phallus (Greek)
or penis (Latin) did not originally have the length
and girth which damages the hymen.  Though not
explicitly described, presumably, the man's sensation
of ejaculation was the same as urination.
     St. Augustine of Hippo lamented that this Intelligent
Design of the organs of generation was not brought about,
because the Original Sin of Adam and Eve allowed lust
and liberty to creep into the minds and marrows of 

mankind whose issue of lust are condemned to fulfill
the loathsome act of lust in a history of foul thoughts
and desires.
The City of God by St. Augustine of Hippo, 14.26.


     And when the woman saw the tree was good for food,
she took the fruit thereof and did eat, and gave also unto
her husband with her; and he did eat.
     And the eyes of them both were opened and saw a 
phallus larger than the phalli possessed by any monkey
or ape.
     They sewed fig leaves together and made themselves
aprons to cover the phallus that was as the phalli of asses.
     And YHWH said, "Who told thee that thou wast naked.
Hast thou eaten of the tree whereof I commanded thou
shouldest not eat?"
     Unto the woman, YHWH said, "I will greatly multiply
thy sorrows--yada-yada-yada--thy husband shall rule over thee."
     "And unto Adam, YHWH said, "Because thou hast 
hearkened unto the voice of thy wife--yada-yada-yada--
sorrows...all the days of thy life."
     And YHWH slaughtered the very first of any 
living creature and made coats of skins and clothed them.
YHWH sent them from the Garden of Eden and away 
from the Tree of Life. Selah.