The Seven Original Precepts Preached by Jesus Christ the Only Begotten Son of God

Lord, Thou Art One 'o the False Ones

    

          I.  Matthew 5:6  Blessed are they which do hunger

           and thirst after righteousness for they shall be

           filled.

           OOPS DEI!  A counterfeit presentment of: For

           thou, Lord, will bless the righteous; with favor

           wilt thou compass him as with a shield.

                                                              ---Psalms 5:12

      II.  Matthew 5:3  Blessed are the poor in spirit;

            for their's is the Kingdom of Heaven.

            OOPS DEI!  A counterfeit presentment of:

            A man's pride shall bring him low, but 

            honor shall uphold the humble in spirit.

                                                           ---Proverbs 29:23

      III.  Matthew 5:4  Blessed are those that mourn,

             for they shall be comforted.

             OOPS DEI!  A counterfeit presentment of:  

              He healeth the broken heart, and bindeth 

              up  their wounds.  

                                                                ---Psalms 147:3

       IV.  Matthew 5:8  Blessed are the pure in heart,   

              for they shall see God.

              OOPS DEI!  A counterfeit presentment of:  

              Who shall ascend into the hill of the Lord?

              or who shall stand in his holy place?  He

              that hath clean hands, and a pure heart.

                                                                ---Psalms 24:3-4

         V.  Matthew 5:9  Blessed are the peacemakers,

              for they shall be called the children of God.

              OOPS DEI!  A counterfeit presentment of: 

              ...seek peace and pursue it.  The eyes of the

              Lord are upon the righteous....

                                                            ---Psalms 34:14-15

       VI.  Matthew 5:37  ...but whosoever shall smite

              thee on thy right cheek, turn to him the 

              other also.

              OOPS DEI!  A counterfeit presentment of:  He

              giveth his cheek to him that smiteth him.

                                                         ---Lamentations 3:30

      VII.  Matthew 5:5  Blessed are the meek, for they

               shall inherit the earth.

               OOPS DEI!  A counterfeit presentment of:

               ..but those that wait upon the Lord

               shall inherit the earth.

                                                                   ---Psalms 37:9

     The Gospel draw'st a counterfeit.  The Godpods 

with waxen minds beguiled with a marble

counterfeit. The Gospels were ever so--fickle, false, 

and full of fraud.

The Lord's Prayer: Didst He But Copy What the Hebrews Hath Writ?

Hear that prayer of Jesus of Nazareth?

That prayer doth teach us to undo that prayer.

The Godpods have been beguiled

with a counterfeit.

What sum He owes the Hebrews.

Forsooth, such a man might be a copy.

Thank the Hebrews

for teaching Jesus of Nazareth His words.

O Lord, Thou art Our Father
--Isaiah 64:8

Neither shall ye profane
My Holy Name
I will be Hallowed
--Leviticus 22:32

Thy will be done in Heaven
so on earth.
--Prayer of Tannaiam

Feed me my allotted bread.
--Proverbs 30:8

Forgive someone
who has wronged you
and you will be
forgiven.
--Sirach 28:1-5

Take away all iniquity
--Hosea 14:2
Deliver me from
the workers of iniquity
--Psalms 59:2

Our Father,
who art in Heaven

Hallowed be thy Name


Thy Kingdom come
Thy will be done
on earth
as it is in Heaven

Give us the day
our daily bread

and forgive us our debts
as we have also
forgiven our debtors


And lead us not
into temptation
but deliver us
from evil.

                 

               




                                                                   

The Seven Massacres of Women and Children in the Bible Sanctioned by YHWH

Women and Children Thus Disposed

     I.  YHWH annuls the free will of King Sihon of
          Heshbon, preventing him from allowing the
          Israelites to pass through.  This sets up King
          Sihon so that the Israelites can capture towns
          and utterly destroy women and children.
                                            ---Deuteronomy 2:30-34

     II.  Moses and the Israelites move on to Bashan,
           ruled by King Og.  YHWH handed over this
           kingdom and in each city women and children
           were utterly destroyed.
                                             ---Deuteronomy 3:3-6

    III.  Moses orders the Israelites to kill every
            male among the little ones and kill every
            woman who is not a virgin of the Midianites.
                                               ---Numbers 31:12-17

     IV.  YHWH commands the Israelites to smite the
            Amalek and utterly destroy all women, infants,
            and sucklings.
                                                 ---I Samuel 15:2-8

       V.  YHWH proclaims Samaria shall become
             desolate for she hath rebelled against her
             God.  Their infants shall be dashed to pieces;
             their women with child shall be ripped up.
                                                  ---Hosea 13:16

      VI.  And YHWH said go through the midst of the
              city and slay utterly little children and women.
                                                    ---Ezekiel 9:4-6

     VII.  And Joshua utterly destroyed every human
              being--man, woman, child, and the unborn in
              Makke'dah, Libnah, Lachish, Gezer, Eglon,
              Hebron, Debir, Gibeon, Hazor, in the lowland 
              and the slopes.
                                                    ---Joshua Chapters 10-12

          What?  Are they children?  I will speak.  
     Bloody butcher and villain! Wives and children
     all slaughtered by the decree of YHWH.  
           Let it be known:  YHWH gave carte blanche
     for the genocide of inhabitants of lands set aside
     by YHWH as the Land of Israel.  This is the Torah
     of YHWH?  (Deteronomy 7:1-3;20:16)
            Resist it!  Prevent it! 

The Seven Shameful Annulments of Free Will by YHWH

Cavete a Deo

          I.  Shameful yoke on the Pharaoh:  YHWH hardens the 

               Pharaoh's heart, preventing any hope of a peaceful

               exodus from Egypt.

                                                                             --Exodus 7:3-4

         II.  Shameful cunning against the Pharaoh again:

                YHWH makes the Pharaoh unable to appreciate

                the convincing power of Moses' magic.

                                                                              --Exodus 9:12

        III.  Shame redoubled:  YHWH hardens the heart of

                 the Pharaoh and his aides so that they will not

                 accept Moses' ultimatum.  
                                                                                --Exodus 10:1
                                                                                --Exodus 11:10

          IV.  Shameful injury:  YHWH hardens the hearts of the
                  pursuing Egyptian soldiers so that YHWH can
                  destroy them.
                                                                                 --Exodus 14:17 

           V.   Shameful conquest:  YHWH hardens the hearts of
                   the Hivites of Gibeon so that they will not make
                   peace with Israel, leading to genocide of the Hivites.
                                                                                  --Joshua 11:19-20

           VI.  Shameful scorn:  YHWH makes the Jews unable to
                   think straight about repentance so that YHWH can
                   continue to punish them.  Jesus confirms that YHWH
                   took away the free will of the Jews.
                                                                                    --Isaiah 63:17
                                                                                    --John 12:38-40

          VII.  Shameful doom: Paul writes YHWH purposefully 
                    hardened the hearts of most Jews to reject Jesus 
                    so that salvation could come to the gentiles.
                                                                                     --Romans 11:7-12

               These are deep shames--the sickly portions of the
           inerrant words of the Bible.  Is the God of Abraham  
           shameproof?  Wouldst the Godpods seize on these
           constraints on free will and press them into their 
           memory and wake up and open their eyes and ears.

                             


                                                                                                                   

        

                                 

The Seven Hateful Prayers from the Psalms

Shameful--if the facts be known

          I.  The Psalmist saith, O Lord, fight against them
               that persecute me.  Let their way be dark and
               slippery...let the angel of the Lord chase them.
               Let destruction come upon them.  
                                                                      --Psalm 35
                                                                     
         II.  The Psalmist saith, O mighty man...thy tongue
               deviseth mischiefs.  God shall destroy thee
               forever.  The righteous shall laugh at thee.
                                                                       --Psalm 52

         III.  The Psalmist saith, The wicked cast iniquity
                upon me and in wrath they hate me.  Destroy
                them, O Lord...let death seize upon them, and
                let them go down quick to Hell.      --Psalm 55

         IV.   The Psalmist saith, Break their teeth, O God.
                 Let them melt away like an untimely birth.
                 The righteous shall rejoice when he seeth
                 vengeance.  He shall wash his feet in the 
                 blood of the wicked.                       --Psalm 58

           V.  The Psalmist saith, O my God, defend me
                 from them that rise up against me.  Be not
                 merciful to the wicked.  Laugh at them.
                 Let them make a noise like a dog.  Let
                 them wander up and down for meat.
                                                                        --Psalm 59

          VI.  The Psalmist saith, Lord, pour out thy
                 wrath upon the heathen and upon the
                 the kingdoms that have not called upon
                 thy name. And render unto our neighbors
                 seven fold into their bosoms their
                 reproach, wherewith they have reproached
                 thee.                                               --Psalm 79

        VII.  The Psalmist saith, O God, the mouth of the
                 wicked opened against me.  Let his days be
                 few.  Let his children be fatherless.  Let his
                 wife be a widow.  Let his children be 
                 vagabonds and beg.  Let their name be
                 blotted out.  Let this be the reward of mine
                 adversaries.                                   --Psalm 109

          Godpods, hear, read, read.  Did you even hear the
    like.  'Tis a hateful and shameful thing.  A revengeful
    heart cannot forgive.


                  

The Seven Shameful Acts of Jesus Christ in the Gospels

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O for Shame...for Godly Shame

          I.   All-Eating Shame...Jesus Christ cursed the fig

            tree that had no edible fruit because it was out

            season.  Mark 11:12-14; Matthew 21:18-21.  What's the

            matter--a metaphor?  Rub the poor itch of

            faith and make scabs.  

     II.  Villainous Public Shame...Jesus Christ caused

            a herd of hapless pigs to be drowned.  'Tis a 

            cacodemon!  Mark 5:1-13;  Matthew 8:28-32.

     III.  Bloodiest Shame...Jesus Christ dramatically

           claimed that mutilation of hands, eyes, and 

           genitals may be done to avoid sinning. 

           Matthew 5:29-30; 19:12.   Perhaps to cut the bloody

           parts into stars to make the face of Heaven fine.

   IV.  Unseen Deed of Shame...Jesus Christ spun

          golden parables for the ragged, uncounted

          heads, the wav'ring, distracted multitude,

          but revealed the secrets of Heaven to His

          fawning minions.  Matthew 13:10-17.

     V.  Wounding Shame of a Serpent's Tooth...

         Jesus Christ dismissed family bonds and

         ignored the Corporal Act of Mercy to 

         bury the dead.  Matthew 8:18-22; 10:35-37; 12:46-49;

              19:27-29.  Mark 3:31-35.  Luke 14:25-26.

    VI. Deep, Eternal Shame...Jesus Christ praised

         a Roman slaveholder for believing in Him,

         but Jesus Christ failed to rebuke the 

         Centurion for using human beings as 

         livestock.  Jesus was a miraculous 

         veterinarian in these verses.  Matthew 8:5-13.

 VII. Foul, Memorable Shame...Jesus Christ

         intentionally let His friend Lazarus die

         so that He could awe the populace by

         raising the dead.  John 11:1-6, 21, 32-45.

         Every braggart will come to shame.

     Proclaim shame.  Shall it be shame 

bespoken in these days by telling the

truth?  Tell the truth and shame this

unholy braggart.  Art thou not ashamed

yet?  Fie upon thee!  Shame and perpetual 

shame, nothing but shame.  

  

The Seven Deadly Times in the Bible When God Sanctioned Rape

The Naked  Truth
of Dreadful Things

          I.  YHWH does not approve of Rape,

            except for 400 young virgins of Jabesh

            Gilead and the Daughters of Shiloh.

                                                        ---Judges 21:10-24

        II.  YHWH does not approve of Rape,

            except for the young Midian virgins.

                                                                ---Numbers 31:7-18

     III.  YHWH does not approve of Rape,

           except when He turns over a town that

           defended itself.

                                                      ---Deuteronomy 20:10-14

      IV.  YHWH does not approve of Rape,

           except when one of his chosen people is

           attracted to a comely captive--as long as

           her head is shaved and her nails are cut.

                                                        ---Deuteronomy 21:10-14

      V.  YHWH does not approve of Rape,

            except when He uses the public rape of

            wives to humiliate husbands.

                                                        ---2Samuel 12:11-12

       VI.  YHWH does not approve of Rape,

             except when the women are spoils of

             war, like fancy garments.  

                                              ---Judges 5:30;Zechariah 14:1-2

     VII.  YHWH does not approve of Rape,

             except when rapists follow certain tort

             clauses:  a father must buy back the 

             daughter he sold into slavery if she does

             not please her rapist; the rapist cannot

             sell his victim to foreigners; the rapist

             must feed and clothe her; the rapist

             may pay a fine and marry his victim.

                                   ---Exodus 21:7-11;Deuteronomy 22:28-29

                             The inspired words of God before

          thy face prove the Godpods fools.

          These words ravish even savage ears. 

          And should vex the souls of those who

          hear what is written.

                                             

                                  

             

   

       

                                                   

The Seven Ignored Boyhood Miracles of Jesus of Nazareth

Wherefore?  Wherefore?  Wherefore?

     I.  Boy Jesus, falsely accused of pushing His
        playmate off a roof, restores him to life.

  II.  Boy Jesus raises from the dead a 
        neighbor's child and a carpenter.

 III.  Boy Jesus cures His brother James,
         who was bitten by a viper.

  IV.  Boy Jesus amazes a crowd when He
         heals a boy who mangled his foot
         with an ax. 

    V.  Boy Jesus plants one grain of wheat
          that yields 100 measures.  Some is 
          given to the poor.  Joseph takes
          the remainder.  

   VI.  Boy Jesus carries water in a cloth
           to His mother after the jug is 
           broken in a crowd.  

   VII. Boy Jesus lengthens a board that
           Joseph mistakenly cut short.  

     Jesus of Nazareth hath played His 
prologue like a child.  These miracles
from the Infancy Gospel of Thomas
raises a question that staggers the 
dullards who do homage.  Wherefore
Boy Jesus at the Temple is the only tale
taken from the Thomas Gospel  that is
recounted in the Bible?








   

The Seven Delinquent Acts of Juvenile Jesus

Same Child of Honor and Renown

     I.  Boy Jesus tells Joseph that he is stupid
          and not His real father.

    II.  Boy Jesus fashions 12 clay sparrows on
          the Sabbath.  When chastised, He claps
          His hands and brings the clay birds
          to life.

  III.  Boy Jesus withers the playmate who
          muddles up His clay water.

  IV.  Boy Jesus strikes dead a playmate 
         who bumped into Him.  

    V.  Boy Jesus blinds the neighbor who
         complained to Joseph about Jesus.

   VI.  Boy Jesus turns playmates who wont 
          play hide-and-seek into baby goats.

  VII.  Boy Jesus curses and strikes dead
           His teacher Zaccheus.

     This childhood proof--O, is it all forgot?
This Infancy Gospel of Thomas, The Arabic
Infancy Gospel, the Koran hath stain'd the
childhood of this child of fancy that guides
dullards.  

  

Seven Deadly Fits of Tiger-Footed Rage: YHWH or Kim Jong Un? That is the Question!

Devotions Monstrous Visage

                         

The Visage of Offence

                                           




                                             
          I.  Had 12,000 sheep and 22,000 oxen
               slaughtered to celebrate the opening
               of a public building.  1Kings 8:13

         II.  Had 150 soldiers and their officers
               burned alive because they disrespected
               one of his yes-men.  2Kings 1:10-14

        III.  Had 3,000 people killed in one day
                because he doubted their allegiance.
                                                  Exodus 32:26-28

         IV.  Killed 24,000 using germ warfare
                because they tolerated interracial
                marriages. Numbers 25:6-9

           V.  Killed 50,070 men because they
                 examined the contents of a top
                 secret device.  1Samuel 6:19

          VI. Had 120,000 men killed and sent
                 200,000 women and children
                 into labor camps for being disloyal.
                                           2Chronicles 28:6-8

        VII. Had half a million people killed
                to demonstrate that he was the 
                legitimate ruler. 2Chronicles 13:15-18  

           Behold YHWH, the tyrant of ungovern'd
rage.  This is the wildest savagery, the
bloodiest throne.   




                
                

The Seven Awesome Scenes Censored from the Nativity of Jesus

Merely a Shadow of a Dream

     I.   Zachel, the midwife, is brought to Mary
         by Joseph.

  II.   Zachel's hand is burned when she feels
         for Mary's virginal integrity.  

 III.   Zachel witnesses that Nature paused 
          during the Nativity--no wind, no waves,
          no flowing waters.

  IV.   Zachel witnesses that Mary turned
          snowy white.

    V.   Zachel witnesses that Infant Jesus 
          emerged from the birth canal as a 
          bright light that transformed into
          a new born baby.

  VI.   Zachel testifies that Infant Jesus
           had no weight, did not cry, but
           laughed, and looked at her with
           bright, flashing eyes.

 VII.   Zachel testifies that Mary did not
           suffer birthing pains, did not bleed,
           and remained virginally intact.

     Doth the substance of this tale wrong
the suborn'd Gospels?  Cunning Church
Fathers did calculate to obscure this strange
course of a greater birth.  What says Holy
Mother Church to His birth?

     And leave out Zachel?  There's the 
question.  This Latin Infancy Gospel * 
(circa AD 600-800) must bring the greater
birth to the world's light.  In search of His
greater birth, all truth appears. 

*Preserved in the Arundel 404 & Codex Hereford  




  


   

The Seven Ways Prozac Could Have Changed the Bible

To Prove You a Cipher

     I. If Abraham had taken Prozac.....

          "You know, Sarah, I think it's time we retire

                to a sunny beach."

 II. If Moses had taken Prozac.....

           "613 rules?  I must have been nuts!

                Eat, drink, and be merry."

            

III. If Mary had taken Prozac.....

           "Joseph, we have to talk."

 IV. If John the Baptist took Prozac...

            "I feel like a hot shower and a ham

                 and egg breakfast.  Tonight, I'll

                 take in a show at Les Girls."

    V. If St. Peter had taken Prozac.....

             "Good luck finding followers, young

              fellow, but I have to get home after

              work to help my wife--her mother

              has been under the weather."  

    VI. If Jesus had taken Prozac.....

              "Guys, come over for supper.  I'll

                    show you my new dining room

                    table I just finished."

     VII. If St. Paul had taken Prozac.....

               "Don't knock it.  It cured me of those

                     migraine flashes of light and that stress

                     related thorny sensation."

            The unvarnish'd tale:  Religion--

         a drug of such a damn'd nature.  

                          

     

                 

              

The Seven Bloody Hymns that Bear Witness to the Christian Bloodlust

"Look what they've done to your Son, Ma!"

     I.  "There Is a Fountain Filled with Blood"

        God's Pods sit on His altar up to their ears in
        Blood. 


  II.  "O, The Blood of Jesus"

         To suck, to suck, the very Blood to suck!
         Spare no Blood.


 III.  "When I See the Blood"

         Many will swoon when they do look on
         the Blood.  He was a thing of Blood. 


  IV.  "Nothing But the Blood"

         Give this message d'yd in His Blood.


    V.  "Are You Washed in the Blood of the Lamb?

          God's Pods bathe their hands in Christ's Blood.


  VI.  "O, the Blood Will Never Lose Its Power"

          The Blood upon His visage dries.  Blood
          which is cheap as lies.

          
 VII. "Covered by the Blood"

          Who would have thought the Nazarene to 
          have had so much Blood in Him?


    God's Pods pay worship to the Bloody Son and
do spit forth Blood and adore false shapes.