Monday, October 8, 2012

The Seven Deadly Reasons To Run Away From a Biblical Family

Run, Yosef!
Run for the Border.


       I.  If you are part of a Biblical Family,
           your brother might rape you.  2Samuel 8:16

      II.  If you are part of a Biblical Family,
            your wife and son might take advantage of
            your physical challenges to swindle you.
            Genesis 27:ff

     III.  If you are part of  a Biblical Family,
            your daughters might get you drunk and 
            have sex with you.  Genesis 19:31-36

     IV.  If you are part of a Biblical Family,
            your father might turn you over to a
            crazed mob to be gang raped.  Genesis 19:8

       V.  If you are part of a Biblical Family,
             you might pimp out your wife to powerful
             men.  Genesis 12:14-20; Genesis 20:1-7;
                        Genesis 26:7-11

       VI.  If you are part of a Biblical Family,
              your father might slaughter you as a 
              human sacrifice, if he hears voices telling
              him to do so.  Genesis 22:1-2; Judges 11:31-39

      VII.  If you are part of a Biblical Family,
              you might be eaten by beasts or your family.
              Leviticus 26:21; Jeremiah 19:9; Lamentations 2:20

     YHWH set forth what marriage and family are all about
in the inerrant words of the Bible:  A couch of damn'd incest,
beginning with Cain in the Land of Nod, to Abraham and Sarah
in Ur Kasdim, to the parents of Moses in the Land of Kemet--and
others in between and after.  Genesis 4:16-17; Genesis 11:26-29;
Genesis 20:12-13; Exodus 6:19-20

     And the Law of Moses sanctifies polygamy.  Exodus 21:10

     This unweeded garden is the heritage of the Pods for God.
O, no more; no, more.  This calf skin is no heritage.  
A recreant,  gorbellied knave hangs his poison in the sick air. *

     *  http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/10/03/chick-fil-a-president-dan-cathy-biblical-families-_n_1935786.html

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