Tuesday, June 28, 2011

The Seven Deadly Times When God Showed Fear in the Bible


I.   In the Garden of Eden---
      Genesis 3:22-23


     The upshot is that the Serpent did not lie--Yahweh 
     confirms that Adam and Eve became like him,
     knowing good and evil.  Yahweh had them thrown
     out of the Garden because Yahweh was afraid
     they might also eat from the Tree of Life and
     live forever.


II.  At the Tower of Babel----
        Genesis 11:1-9


     Yahweh feared a human challenge to his power,
     and he garbled human communication .  The
     Tower of Babel presented a serious threat, not
     just an impudent stunt, like a dog flushing a toilet.


III.  In the Garden of Gethsemane---
          Mark 14:32-36
          Luke 22:39-44


     Jesus--troubled, deeply distressed, in agony,
     sweating blood, even with an angel by his side.
     Jesus proves that there are no atheists in
     foxholes?


IV.   At Peniel---
          Genesis 32:22-30


     Jacob pinned Yahweh who cried, not "no mas,"
     but "Israel."  Yahweh ought to watch any 
     grabbing near the hip--or Yahweh might have
     to eat his words about that punishment talked
     about in Deuteronomy 25:11-12.


V.    In the Seventh Year, in the Fifth Month, 
         the Tenth Day---
         Ezekiel 20:13-14


     A date that will not become a blood red 
     day marking one of Yahweh's Stalinist reprisals
     because Yahweh was afraid of looking bad to
     the Gentiles--CNN International B.C.


VI.   At Golgotha---
          Matthew 27:46
          Mark 15:34


     Two Gospels report the last words of Yeshua: "Eloi,
     Eloi, lama sabachthani"---in Aramaic so nothing
     is lost in translation.
     Would Nathan Hale be considered an American
     hero if had said, "My countrymen, my countrymen,
     why have you forsaken me"?


VII.  At the Trial Before Pontius Pilate---
           John 18:38
   
     Every day during the Roman Catholic Mass,
     the name of a Roman governor of a backwater
     province is repeated in the Nicene Creed.  The       
     word count of the name Pontius Pilate is second
     only to the word count of the name Jesus Christ
     in the Roman Catholic liturgy.
     A fitting honor because Pontius Pilate uttered
     the most profound and wisest words in the
     Bible---"What is truth?"  Jesus was speechless
     because He was afraid to answer.


Read the word of God, I pray you, as I
have cited it for you in the Holey
Bible www.kingjamesbibleonline.org But
if you gerrymander the verses, as many of
your clergy do, you best eat the Jesus
Fish Flesh with a side of honeycomb.

Let your own reading be your tutor
whose end is to hold, as it were,
the mirror up to the paracosm
of religion to show a scam that
is as old as the pyramids.








2 comments:

Anonymous said...

You cherry-pick verses from a book to prove a twisted point that does not exist. anyone could take verses out of context and spin them into something different than they mean. What is truth? the truth is you don't know the meaning or the purpose of the Bible. No true Christian will falter from God by your words, not because of a refusal to see your "truth", but because we know God's truth. You fail to see how much faith you put into trying to disprove faith. Looks like you have a religion after all. Quite the little paracosm you have made for yourself, no?. One must wonder if you are afraid to believe in God.

Anonymous said...

Cherry picking Bible verses? You think you know about cherry picking?
Let me tell you about cherry picking Bible verses. Picking Genesis 22:1-19 The Binding of Isaac over Judges 11:31-40, the actual human sacrifice of Jephthah's virgin daughter for Sunday School lessons--that's some cherry picking---as it were.