Thursday, June 2, 2011

Thirteen Acts Not Forbidden in the Bible*

  • Lesbian relationships
  • Enslavement
  • Suicide
  • Genocide
  • Torture
  • Racism
  • Drug abuse
  • Sex discrimination
  • Abortion and infanticide
  • Human sacrifice and cannibalism
  • Mutilation of the dead
  • Discrimination against the handicapped
  • Incest between a father and his daughter

*Maybe Yahweh should not have taken that day off, 
  or gotten side-tracked by ruling on the muzzled oxen and the goat
  meat in bechamel sauce.

One word more, I beseech you.  If you are not too much full with
Jesus Fish Flesh, the humble author is warning you about the
false, smooth comforts of the gerrymandered Holey Bible.
There is no darkness, but ignorance.  Lawless are they that
make their wills their law.  Go to your bosom.  Knock there,
and ask your heart what it doth know.



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