Peace, Peace, Billy. Thou Talk'st of Nothing

"I've read the last page of the Bible.
It's all going to turn out all right."
                                 ---Billy Graham

                  The last pages of the Bible? Revelation,

   Billy?  Turns out all right?  Really, Billy,

   really?

            Billions of people killed by plagues

   and wild beasts.  Earthquakes, violent

   weather, lethal solar flares, red algae

   destroying all sea life, asteroid impacts.

   Really, Billy, really?

            Turning out all right in the end

   after a demonic army slaughters billions

   more?  Really, Billy, really?

             Not even a drink of fresh water

   for the suffering.  All ending in the 

   enslavement of the brainwashed GodPods

   by vainglorious YHWH.  All right in

   the end, really, Billy, really!

             Billy, thou talk'st of dreams

   which are the children of idle brains,

   begot of nothing but vain fantasy.

        

On The Road to Arimathea: Give Him a Monument That Beseems His Worth

Believers, convey Him hence.

     Who put the body of Jesus of Nazereth
in the Holy Sepulchre?  Who was that man?
His name was Joseph.  Should Joseph lie
without a monument upon his bones?  

     He was from Arimathea.  But where is
Arimathea?  Arimathea does not appear
on any ancient map, nor is it mentioned
in any ancient text, except the Gospels.
The Gospel of Luke can only say it is a 
city of the Jews.  Street views of Bethlehem,
Nazareth, Cana, Capernaum, Jerusalem,
Demascus---but vague on the best
disciple--Joseph from some city of the Jews.

     Is this not true, or was Jesus of Nazareth
buried by His enemies, as told in Acts 13:28-29?
Too strange to believe?

     If ever thou wilt thrive, let the dead bury
the dead.  Durst not resurrect carrion men.

A Volley of Words: Thy Fantasy, 'Tis Not Within the Prospect of Belief

Believe, if you will, in a simple-minded God.

     With cautelous baits and the folded meaning
of scripture smother'd in errors, Pope Francis
Feeble and Rev. Billy Shallow mouth faltering
deceits to the paragon of animals, born again
as the Pods of God.
     God's Pods, who must be profoundly disturbed
emotionally and profoundly uncomplicated 
intellectually, believing strange things revealed
by Old Carrions.  

'sDeath: Would God Would Serve the World

One of God's Pods

My God loves the world, but He is Jealous...Angry...
Vengeful...Demanding.  Why would a Supreme Being
burden us creatures with all them rules about worship
and blood sacrifice--goats, sheep, doves, and Jesus Christ
offered as sacrifices to God for a sweet  smelling savor?

(Vulgar wisdoms throwing forth greater themes?)

Aristotle

A God is absolutely self-sufficient
by definition.  God is in need of nothing,
not recognition, not honor, not worship.
(Eudemian Ethics Book VIII, 1249b)

A Volley of Words: On The Whole Theoric of War

The Conflict that Holds with Death

    War, when it comes, comes not
from the common people, but from
the Church and the State.

A Jest! ! O Pods of God, To Leave Thee to Thy Sinking

St. Peter Sinks Like a Rock *

     Eureka!  Eureka!  Jesus Christ

was able to walk on water 

because He was made-up out of

thin air, and what seemed 
corporal melts as breath into
wind.  QED

     *  See Archimedes' Principle

A Volley of Words--On the Tales Told by Idiots

Theists interpret false.
The lying'st knaves of Christendom

      Kingdoms are clay; our dungy earth
alike feeds beast and man.  Here is
my space---In the 21st Century, hermeneutics
enables modern theists, God lov'em, to avoid
psychotherapy. Exegesis replaced Genesis
thru Revelation decades ago.  Exit Jesus.

On the Equivocation of the Bible That Lies Like Truth

Nothing but This!
Writ o" both sides of leaf

     To the illiterati that know not how to cipher
what is writ in learned books---

    Good News, O Pods of God:

        Modern science validates a religion!

     Bad News, O Pods of God:

        That religion is Atheism!*


      * The word atheist was first used by the Romans to describe
             the Jews and early Christians because these believers did not
             respect the freedom of worship and the beliefs of other people.
       

What's in a Name, O Pods of God?

A Tyrant by any other name...

     All will exalt his name.  For YHWH Jong-un is great.
He is to be feared above all leaders, for all other leaders are
impotent.  Psalm  34:3;96:1-9.

     Among the leaders there is none like YHWH Jong-un;
neither are there any actions like YHWH Jong-un's
actions. Psalm 86:8-10.

     YHWH Jong-un has done wonderful things.  His counsels
are forever true. Isaiah 25:1.

     YHWH Jong-un is to be feared above all leaders. 1Chronicles 16:23-29. 

     Who should not fear YHWH Jong-un?  Revelation 15:4.

                         Fie upon't!  For shame!

'Tis a Quick Jest from Me to You

A Seat for Baseness

     Give me leave.  Scripture says there lies
a sapphire throne.  Isaiah 6:1;Ezekiel 1:26.
Good.  YHWH goes to this opulent throne
and seats Himself.  Revelation 3:21.  Mark
you that.  How dost thou understand Scripture?
Could YHWH sit on His sapphire throne 
without an ass?
     'Tis e'en so?

O Heavenly Mingle! Be'st Thou Sad or Merry?

Everybody wants to go to Heaven,
but nobody wants to die....

     Who is the Heavenly Activities Director of Heaven?

       And what events are planned for all the Souls?

       Does the Bible tell you so?

The Seven Divinely Inspired Pick-up Lines in the Bible

He...?

She...!

        I.  He:  Has anyone ever told you that your hair is like
                        a herd of goats? 
                       Song of Solomon 4:1

            She:  You mean nappy and smelly!

      II.  He:  Has anyone ever told you that your cheeks 
                        are like half pieces of pomegranate?  
                        Song of Solomon 4:3

            She:  You mean I have chubby cheeks with rosacea!

     III.  He:  Has anyone ever told you that your legs are
                         like jewels?  
                         Song of Solomon 7:1

             She:  I hope you don't mean emeralds and 
                        amethysts--green and purple!
     
      IV.  He:  Has anyone ever told you that your breasts
                         are like two fawn?
                         Song of Solomon 4:5

             She:  You mean my breasts are covered with fine fuzz!


        V.  He:  Has anyone ever told you that you have
                         pigeon eyes?
                         Song of Solomon 1:15 

              She:  Does that mean I'm fat, too!


      VI.  He:  Has anyone ever told you that your navel
                          is like a rounded goblet?
                          Song of Solomon 7:2

             She:  A creep with a navel fetish!  What do you want
                        to drink from my navel, you creep!


    VII.  He:  Has anyone ever told you that your belly 
                          is like a heap of wheat?
                           Song of Solomon 7:2

             She: You're saying I'm an armful!  A heap!  A heap!
                       A heap is fat and shapeless! 

                        I would rather have a Hell of a compliment than 
                        a Divine one.  Next, you will say I have a big nose!

                        Go mingle with the Pods of God, you loser!  

A Jest! A Jest!

                     Jesus on Board!

The Seven Women in the Bible Who Were Fecundated by the Potent Phallus of Divinity

My Womb! My Womb!
My Womb Undoes Me!

    I.  EVE  Genesis 4:1

       Eve gushes after coitus with  Adam that YHWH
           opened  her womb and gave her a man, Cain.
           What Happiness!  What Ha'Penis!  Baruch Ha'Penis....

  II.  SARAH  Genesis 20:1-18; 21:1-2

       YHWH caused Abimelech erectile dysfunction with
          Sarah and tied the tubes of the women of Abimelech's
          Domain.  YHWH opened Sarah's ninety year old womb
          and fecundated it.
          What Happiness!  What Ha'Penis!  Baruch Ha'Penis....

III.  REBEKAH Genesis 25:21-24

        YHWH saw to it that Rebekah's womb was opened, 
            resulting in a difficult pregnancy of fraternal twins
            after twenty years of infertility. 
            What Happiness!  What Ha'Penis!  Baruch Ha'Penis....

 IV.  RACHEL Genesis 30:1-24; 35:16-19

        Jacob tells his frustrated wife Rachel that YHWH
            causes her infertility, not him.  YHWH decides
            to open Rachel's womb.  Rachel later dies in
            childbirth.
            What Happiness!  What Ha'Penis!  Baruch Ha'Penis....

   V.  LEAH Genesis 29:16-35

        YHWH opens Leah's womb, sanctioning the wedding
            night switch of Leah for Rachel, tricking the eager 
            Jacob.  (Can one exercise free will if one is deceived?)
            Caveat coitus.
            What Happiness!  What Ha'Penis!  Baruch Ha'Penis....
             
  VI. SAMSON'S MOTHER  Judges 13:1-21

        Manoah believes his infertile wife's story that an
            awesome man she met in the fields said that she was
            going to be inseminated and needs to follow certain 
            prenatal directives.  The bible says this man was an
            Angel of the Lord, but he did not leave his name.  But
            he did open her womb. 
           What Happiness!  What Ha'Penis!  Baruch Ha'Penis....

VII. ELIZABETH Luke 1:5-25

        Zacharias and Elizabeth are very old when an Angel
            of the Lord tells Zacharias that Elizabeth's womb will
            be opened and she will have her first child, a son.  The
            Angel seems a little curt and short-tempered 
            and strikes  Zacharias dumb when Zacharias asks
            how can this be because they are so old.  Good thing 
            for Zacharias that he  did not laugh as Sarah did
            under similar circumstances.
            The son turns out to be John the Baptist---not
            John the Scribe or John the Publican.  A son at
            perfect age and the father declining?  The father
            should be as ward to the son.  Good wombs have
            borne bad sons.  Alas, their earthly reward.

And there is the Blessed Virgin Mary--
   whose chaste treasure was opened with
       a seminal word.... Luke 1:26-48

     Dried up organs of increase, hollow wombs, or stalwart
maidenheads cannot thwart the potency of YHWH.

     A small pill, a layer of latex, or a worthy sponge can
forswear the teeming wombs that Isaiah preached are 
ruled by YHWH (Isaiah 66:9) who forms thee and knows
thee before you came out of the womb (Job 31:15; 
Jeremiah 1:5)???

     What is Holy Mother Church afraid of?  
     
     YHWH allows miscarrying wombs and dry 
     breasts. (Hosea 9:14).  

      Pope Francis need not fear a woman who was
      prisoner to her womb, who is now freed and 
      enfranchised.  

     

     



        

        
   

The Seven Deadly Clues to Damning Jeopardy in the Bible

There are no bad questions.
Only bad answers--some can be dangerous.

     I.  Clue:  Mandated the first recorded final
                    solution by genocide.
                   Who is YHWH?  1Samuel 15:1-3

   II.  Clue:  Sanctioned a hate crime of the 
                   murder of an interracial couple.
                  Who is YHWH?  Numbers 25:1-13

 III.  Clue:  Mandated the death penalty for
                   homosexual men.
                  Who is YHWH?  Leviticus 20:13

 IV.  Clue:  Murdered a hapless man who tried
                   to prevent significant damage to 
                   a sacred object.
                  Who is YHWH?  2Samuel 6:1-7

   V.  Clue:  Threatened to shoot to kill anyone
                   who walked on his posted property.
                  Who is YHWH?  Exodus 19:12-13

   VI.  Clue:  Demanded that a homeless, holy man
                     cook his food with dried human feces.
                    Who is YHWH?  Ezekiel 4:9-12

  VII. Clue:  Mandated the death penalty for any
                    individual who failed to confine a 
                    dangerous, domestic animal.
                   Who is YHWH?  Exodus 21:29

Final Damning Jeopardy:  Popular Sayings

          Clue:  Faithfully said of serial killers, terrorists,

                     and murderous despots.

          Answer:  What is "playing God"?

Truth Will Out: Papus interruptus

Now the shoes speak,
decking his body in gay ornaments.

     This main secret, fit for a fool to fail by.
What must the Vicar of Christ do now?  As
the Pope, tell him this tale.

     Are you contented to abdicate the Triregnum.
Abdicate then.

     Then know, it is your fault that you abdicate
the supreme seat, the throne majestic, the 
scepter'd office, losing your gorgeous palace
for a hermitage, your gay apparel for an 
almsman's gown, your congregation for
a pair of carved saints, your kingdom for
a little grave.

A Volley of Words

Thane of Towson

     All smeared with pale ashes on Wednesday morn.
To ears of flesh and blood:  List, list, O, list to the few
words of wisdom among the chaff of the Bible--"Dust
thou art, and unto dust shalt thou return."  

     Live how we can, yet die we must.  Golden lads
and girls, all must come to dust.  All follow this and
come to forgotten dust.  Fear no more.

     And in dust I write.

The Seven Paineful Questions about the Saintly Zombies in the Bible*

Alive or dead?
Hear you, sir?  Speak!

         Earthquake Opens Graves;

Green and Pale Zombies Roam Jerusalem Streets

                                                                          --Jerusalem Times, Weekend Edition

     I.  Were the Saintly Zombies all of one sex,

        or a mingle of males and females?

  II.  Did the Saintly Zombies walk around naked,

        or were they draped with their shrouds?

 III.  Did the Saintly Zombies terrify their neighbors,

        friends, and families by coming back 

        from the dead?

 IV.  Did the Saintly Zombies go home, or go back 

        to work, or resume the lives they had before

        they died?

   V.  Did the Saintly Zombies have any conflicts 

         with their families over property or new 

         loves of their spouses?

  VI.  Did the Saintly Zombies go back to their

         graves and rebury themselves?

 VII.  Why is there no mention of these Saintly

          Zombies by Mark, Luke, John, Peter,

          Paul, or the resurrected Jesus?

     Paul says Resurrection is the cornerstone of

the message of Christ (1Corinthians 15:ff).  But

Paul never sought out one of the Saintly Zombies

or anyone who knew them.

     Flamen Paul who scolds against the quality

of flesh, and not believes himself.  Never more

a false title plead!  

     Let this damn you, and ditches grave you all.

            *Matthew 27:51-53