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I. He: Has anyone ever told you that your hair is like
a herd of goats?
Song of Solomon 4:1
She: You mean nappy and smelly!
II. He: Has anyone ever told you that your cheeks
are like half pieces of pomegranate?
Song of Solomon 4:3
She: You mean I have chubby cheeks with rosacea!
III. He: Has anyone ever told you that your legs are
like jewels?
Song of Solomon 7:1
She: I hope you don't mean emeralds and
amethysts--green and purple!
IV. He: Has anyone ever told you that your breasts
are like two fawn?
Song of Solomon 4:5
She: You mean my breasts are covered with fine fuzz!
V. He: Has anyone ever told you that you have
pigeon eyes?
Song of Solomon 1:15
She: Does that mean I'm fat, too!
VI. He: Has anyone ever told you that your navel
is like a rounded goblet?
Song of Solomon 7:2
She: A creep with a navel fetish! What do you want
to drink from my navel, you creep!
VII. He: Has anyone ever told you that your belly
is like a heap of wheat?
Song of Solomon 7:2
She: You're saying I'm an armful! A heap! A heap!
A heap is fat and shapeless!
I would rather have a Hell of a compliment than
a Divine one. Next, you will say I have a big nose!
Go mingle with the Pods of God, you loser!
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