The Seven Deadly Parenting Skills in the Bible

I. Proverbs 13:24

Beat the children. Beat the children. How thick is that rod?

II. Proverbs 23:13-14

Beat the children again and again. What ever happened to

the "time out"?

III. Exodus 21:15

Kill children who kill their parents. Maybe the old man

overused his rod? Define rod.

IV. Leviticus 20:9

If your child uses a four-letter word to your face, apply

a four-letter word to your child:--d-e-a-d.

V. Deuteronomy 21:18-21

Sometimes it takes a whole village to kill a smart ass kid.

VI. Matthew 15:4-7

Now we know WWJD about hand washing and disrespectful

children. Listen up, kiddies, you can get stoned just by saying no.

VII. Mark 7:9-13

Jesus says again and again, you are commanded by God to kill

the disrespectful child--no matter how much you want the

kid to go to Harvard.

God's Law---'nuff said.

Read the word of God, I pray you, as I have cited it for you in the

Holey bible www.kingjamesbibleonline.org But if you gerrymander

the verses, as many of your clergy do, you best eat the Jesus

Fish Flesh with a side of honeycomb.

Let your own reading be your tutor whose end is to hold,

as it were, the mirror up the the paracosm of religion to show

a scam that is as old as the pyramids.