Saturday, January 14, 2012

The Seven Deadly Verses in the Bible That Denigrate Dogs


I.   Deuteronomy 23:18
                    Dog and whore in the same sentence can't be good.


II.  Proverbs 26:11;  2Peter 2:22
                    When a dog "kisses" its owner, the dog wants the
                    owner to vomit so the dog can enjoy a warm meal.
                    Part of the Intelligent Design of dogs.


III. Matthew 15:26-28
                    Yeshua was a little embarrassed here.  Perhaps He
                    realized some dogs are IAMs dogs, named for dear
                    old Abba.


IV.  Luke 16:20-2
                    Eating crumbs is not good.  How about having sores
                    licked by dogs?  Maggots are more antiseptic.


V.   Matthew 7:6
                    Unclean swine and dogs in the same sentence.  Not
                    likely to find any dogs in Heaven--or the potbelly
                    yuppy puppies.


VI.  Philippians 3:2-3
                    Dogs, evil workers, and mutilation in the same verse.
                    And circumcision mentioned in the next verse.  
                    "Beware of Dogs"?  Duh!


VII. Revelation 22:15
                    The proverbial man's best friend grouped with
                    witches, sexual perverts, murderers, idolaters, 
                    and liars.  Poor Fido.  Poor Faithful.


     Read the word of God, I pray you, as I have cited
     for you in the Holey Bible. www.kingjamesbibleonline.org
     But if you gerrymander the verses, as many of your clergy
     do, you best eat the Jesus Flesh Fish with a side
     of honeycomb.

     Let your own reading be your tutor whose end is to
     hold, as it were, the mirror up to the paracosm
     of religion to show a scam that is as old as the pyramids.
   


     


     


     


     
                    

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