Saturday, January 14, 2012
The Seven Deadly Verses in the Bible That Denigrate Dogs
I. Deuteronomy 23:18
Dog and whore in the same sentence can't be good.
II. Proverbs 26:11; 2Peter 2:22
When a dog "kisses" its owner, the dog wants the
owner to vomit so the dog can enjoy a warm meal.
Part of the Intelligent Design of dogs.
III. Matthew 15:26-28
Yeshua was a little embarrassed here. Perhaps He
realized some dogs are IAMs dogs, named for dear
old Abba.
IV. Luke 16:20-2
Eating crumbs is not good. How about having sores
licked by dogs? Maggots are more antiseptic.
V. Matthew 7:6
Unclean swine and dogs in the same sentence. Not
likely to find any dogs in Heaven--or the potbelly
yuppy puppies.
VI. Philippians 3:2-3
Dogs, evil workers, and mutilation in the same verse.
And circumcision mentioned in the next verse.
"Beware of Dogs"? Duh!
VII. Revelation 22:15
The proverbial man's best friend grouped with
witches, sexual perverts, murderers, idolaters,
and liars. Poor Fido. Poor Faithful.
Read the word of God, I pray you, as I have cited
for you in the Holey Bible. www.kingjamesbibleonline.org
But if you gerrymander the verses, as many of your clergy
do, you best eat the Jesus Flesh Fish with a side
of honeycomb.
Let your own reading be your tutor whose end is to
hold, as it were, the mirror up to the paracosm
of religion to show a scam that is as old as the pyramids.
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