I. The Angry Christ Mark 11:12-14; Matthew 21:18-20
Jesus was really pissed off at figs for being nakedly dioecious,
thereby fooling His Dad on Day Three. Maybe the fig tree
was a virgin?
II. The Verbally Abusive Christ Matthew 5:22; Matthew 23:17
What ever happened to the soft word that turneth away wrath?
And practicing what is preached?
III. The Cruelly Violent Christ Matthew 10:34; Luke 19:27;
Luke 22:35-38
A sword is a sword, is a sword, is a sword. Jesus should have
tried smiles instead of similes--and murder.
IV. The Slick Christ Matthew 22:21
Looks like Caesar bought naming rights on some of Yahweh's
Creation. The original deed to the Creation was absolute
as per Psalm 24:1; Haggai 2:8; and Colossians 1:16.
V. The Deceitful Christ Matthew 13:10-11; John 7:6-10;
1 Peter 2:22
Time seems to have dimmed Peter's memory. Wonder what
the Aramaic word for "is" is?
VI. The Racist Christ Matthew 15:22-28
Jesus used the canine epithet on a distraught, plain Canaanite
mother. But her sincere, humble response embarrassed this
Son of God more than the mocking crown of thorns.
VII. The Sinful Christ Luke 3:21; Mark 10:18
What did Jesus do? Now available--a new plastic band "WDJD"
To be worn by a whole flock of believers who were washed in
the tears of Jim Bakker, Ted Haggard, and Jimmy Swaggart.
Which Christ is worthy of imitation? Forgive them--they
know not what they are doing.
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