Friday, June 6, 2014

Fit Disposition for the Merry Wife of Jesus?

   

                           
"My men did call me Lord. . .
And I did deny my wife."

         

                                                           

Thursday, May 15, 2014

Survey the Towers This Day



The Towers, the Towers...Think on the Towers

        One Nation under God....
               That way madness lies.  Shun that!

Thursday, April 17, 2014

The Seven Deadly Times Jesus Practiced Medicine without Imparting Medical Knowledge to St. Luke, the Physician


More need they the physician than the divine. 


     I.  Luke 14:1-4
             The patient presents symptoms consistent with
         oedema, but Jesus does not impart to Luke
         medical knowledge about underlying causes,
         salt intake, or diuretics, thereby prolonging
         human suffering for 2000 years.

  II.  Luke 17:11-19
             Ten patients present symptoms of advanced
        leprosy, but Jesus does not impart to Luke 
        medical knowledge about Mycobacterium
        laprae, multi-drug therapies, thereby 
        prolonging human suffering for 2000 years.

 III.  Luke 18:35-43
            The patient presents vision loss as a symptom,
         but Jesus does not impart medical knowledge to
         to Luke about eye conditions and 
         simple eyeglasses, thereby prolonging human
         human suffering for 2000 years.

 IV.  Luke 8:43-48
            The female patient presents symptoms
        consistent with uterine fibroids, but
        Jesus does not impart medical knowledge
        to Luke about hysterectomy and
        myomectomy, thereby prolonging human 
        suffering for 2000 years.

  V.  Luke 9:38-42

            The pediatric patient presents symptoms
      of epileptic seizure--convulsions, frothy 
      saliva, expiratory groans--but Jesus does
      not impart medical knowledge to Luke
      about possible lead poisoning or juvenile
      epilepsy, ketogenic diet, and antiepileptic 
      medicines, thereby prolonging human 
      suffering for 2000 years.

 VI.   Luke 8:27-35

            The patient presents symptoms 
      consistent with Cluster A and B of a
      personality disorder, but Jesus does
      not impart medical knowledge to 
      Luke about psychotherapy, cognitive-
      behavior therapy, and group therapy,
      thereby prolonging human suffering
      for 2000 years.

VII.  Luke 22:50-51

            The patient has a severed ear
      that can be reattached, but Jesus
      does not impart medical knowledge
      to Luke about germ theory and 
      antiseptic surgery, thereby prolonging
      human suffering for 2000 years.

     Doctor Luke---didst thou not learn to
preserve, to distil, to heal?  Ask'st Him
not a question?  Thou speak'st not like
a physician.  Consider that by medicine
life might be prolonged?  The patients
die while the physicians sleep.

     Gospel according to St. Luke--

   "Verbum Domini; laus tibi, Christe."

     Thus credulous fools are caught.
       

Wednesday, April 2, 2014

About That Vapour Vow of Jesus


"Beli neder....?"

     "Verily, verily, I say unto you, Whatsoever
ye shall ask the Father in my name, he will
give it you." John 16:23

     Yeshua came in the likeness of a Jew.
A Jew's vow is sacred. Numbers 30:2-3

     Jephthah remained loyal to his vow.

     YHWH hears when a solemn vow is made.

Wednesday, January 15, 2014

Friday, November 15, 2013

Peace, Peace, Billy. Thou Talk'st of Nothing

"I've read the last page of the Bible.
It's all going to turn out all right."
                                 ---Billy Graham


                  The last pages of the Bible? Revelation,
   Billy?  Turns out all right?  Really, Billy,
   really?
            Billions of people killed by plagues
   and wild beasts.  Earthquakes, violent
   weather, lethal solar flares, red algae
   destroying all sea life, asteroid impacts.
   Really, Billy, really?
            Turning out all right in the end
   after a demonic army slaughters billions
   more?  Really, Billy, really?
             Not even a drink of fresh water
   for the suffering.  All ending in the 
   enslavement of the brainwashed GodPods
   by vainglorious YHWH.  All right in
   the end, really, Billy, really!
             Billy, thou talk'st of dreams
   which are the children of idle brains,
   begot of nothing but vain fantasy.
        

Wednesday, October 2, 2013

On The Road to Arimathea: Give Him a Monument That Beseems His Worth


Believers, convey Him hence.

     Who put the body of Jesus of Nazereth
in the Holy Sepulchre?  Who was that man?
His name was Joseph.  Should Joseph lie
without a monument upon his bones?  

     He was from Arimathea.  But where is
Arimathea?  Arimathea does not appear
on any ancient map, nor is it mentioned
in any ancient text, except the Gospels.
The Gospel of Luke can only say it is a 
city of the Jews.  Street views of Bethlehem,
Nazareth, Cana, Capernaum, Jerusalem,
Demascus---but vague on the best
disciple--Joseph from some city of the Jews.

     Is this not true, or was Jesus of Nazareth
buried by His enemies, as told in Acts 13:28-29?
Too strange to believe?

     If ever thou wilt thrive, let the dead bury
the dead.  Durst not resurrect carrion men.