The Seven Deadly Clues to Damning Jeopardy in the Bible

There are no bad questions.
Only bad answers--some can be dangerous.

     I.  Clue:  Mandated the first recorded final
                    solution by genocide.
                   Who is YHWH?  1Samuel 15:1-3

   II.  Clue:  Sanctioned a hate crime of the 
                   murder of an interracial couple.
                  Who is YHWH?  Numbers 25:1-13

 III.  Clue:  Mandated the death penalty for
                   homosexual men.
                  Who is YHWH?  Leviticus 20:13

 IV.  Clue:  Murdered a hapless man who tried
                   to prevent significant damage to 
                   a sacred object.
                  Who is YHWH?  2Samuel 6:1-7

   V.  Clue:  Threatened to shoot to kill anyone
                   who walked on his posted property.
                  Who is YHWH?  Exodus 19:12-13

   VI.  Clue:  Demanded that a homeless, holy man
                     cook his food with dried human feces.
                    Who is YHWH?  Ezekiel 4:9-12

  VII. Clue:  Mandated the death penalty for any
                    individual who failed to confine a 
                    dangerous, domestic animal.
                   Who is YHWH?  Exodus 21:29

Final Damning Jeopardy:  Popular Sayings

          Clue:  Faithfully said of serial killers, terrorists,

                     and murderous despots.

          Answer:  What is "playing God"?

Truth Will Out: Papus interruptus

Now the shoes speak,
decking his body in gay ornaments.

     This main secret, fit for a fool to fail by.
What must the Vicar of Christ do now?  As
the Pope, tell him this tale.

     Are you contented to abdicate the Triregnum.
Abdicate then.

     Then know, it is your fault that you abdicate
the supreme seat, the throne majestic, the 
scepter'd office, losing your gorgeous palace
for a hermitage, your gay apparel for an 
almsman's gown, your congregation for
a pair of carved saints, your kingdom for
a little grave.

A Volley of Words

Thane of Towson

     All smeared with pale ashes on Wednesday morn.
To ears of flesh and blood:  List, list, O, list to the few
words of wisdom among the chaff of the Bible--"Dust
thou art, and unto dust shalt thou return."  

     Live how we can, yet die we must.  Golden lads
and girls, all must come to dust.  All follow this and
come to forgotten dust.  Fear no more.

     And in dust I write.

The Seven Paineful Questions about the Saintly Zombies in the Bible*

Alive or dead?
Hear you, sir?  Speak!

         Earthquake Opens Graves;

Green and Pale Zombies Roam Jerusalem Streets

                                                                          --Jerusalem Times, Weekend Edition

     I.  Were the Saintly Zombies all of one sex,

        or a mingle of males and females?

  II.  Did the Saintly Zombies walk around naked,

        or were they draped with their shrouds?

 III.  Did the Saintly Zombies terrify their neighbors,

        friends, and families by coming back 

        from the dead?

 IV.  Did the Saintly Zombies go home, or go back 

        to work, or resume the lives they had before

        they died?

   V.  Did the Saintly Zombies have any conflicts 

         with their families over property or new 

         loves of their spouses?

  VI.  Did the Saintly Zombies go back to their

         graves and rebury themselves?

 VII.  Why is there no mention of these Saintly

          Zombies by Mark, Luke, John, Peter,

          Paul, or the resurrected Jesus?

     Paul says Resurrection is the cornerstone of

the message of Christ (1Corinthians 15:ff).  But

Paul never sought out one of the Saintly Zombies

or anyone who knew them.

     Flamen Paul who scolds against the quality

of flesh, and not believes himself.  Never more

a false title plead!  

     Let this damn you, and ditches grave you all.

            *Matthew 27:51-53

     

     

Truth Will Out

  If God is not Pro-Choice, then

    The Blessed Virgin Mary was raped.

Thereby Hangs a Tale

   "I am Paul, called to be an Apostle.
I labored more abundantly than the
other apostles.  I opposed Peter to 
his face because he stood condemned.
I am crucified with Christ."

     "Paul, I served with 
Jesus Christ; I knew Jesus
Christ;  Jesus Christ was
a friend of mine.  Paul,
you're no Jesus Christ."

The Seven Deadly Slaughters of More Than 20 Children by YHWH in the Bible

Who looked on and would not
take their part? *

   I.  Genesis 7:23

        Moody-mad YHWH destroys all He created, even the 
        little children, from the face of the earth with the 
        waters of the Flood. 
        Children who even now to be afresh lamented.

  II.  Genesis 19:24-25

        Slaughter-god YHWH kills all the inhabitants of
        Sodom and Gomorrah, even the little children,
        with brimstone and fire out of Heaven.
        Children who even now to be afresh lamented.

 III.  Exodus 11:5

         YHWH's winged vengeance murders the first
         born of Egyptian families, even the little children.
         Children who even now to be afresh lamented.

  IV.  2Kings 2:23-24

         In the name of YHWH, Elisha wrong'st the
         forty-two little children mightily for their
        child's play, having them savaged by wild bears.
        Children who even now to be afresh lamented.

   V.  Ezekiel 9:5-7

         YHWH puts children to destruction, verily,
         verily, saying to the murderers, "Slay utterly
         old and young...and little children...."
         Children who even now to be afresh lamented.

  VI.  1Samuel 15:2-3

          YHWH, the moody-mad slaughter-god, commands
          Saul to kill all the Amalekites, even the little 
          children and infants.  
          Children who even now to be afresh lamented.

 VII.  Joshua 6:20-21

          YHWH gave Joshua Jericho.  And Joshua's armed
          men utterly destroyed all that was in the city, even
          the little children.
          Children who even now to be afresh lamented.

     Tidings out of the Holy Bible I bring to you of slaughter
of so many children.  Great the slaughter of children is here
made by YHWH.  Child slaughter coupled with the
name YHWH.  A God that reigns by slaughter of children.
Do you not read tokens of a Monster in the large 
composition of this God?  Or perchance, the Pods for God
ne'er look'd upon it.

         O spare the guiltless children.
              Peace, children, peace.

 * http://articles.washingtonpost.com/2012-03-11/world/35447493_1_afghan-officials-panjwai-civilians
  * http://usnews.nbcnews.com/_news/2012/12/15/15907407-elementary-school-massacre-20-children-among-28-killed-in-connecticut-slaughter?lite