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| To Prove You a Cipher |
I. If Abraham had taken Prozac.....
"You know, Sarah, I think it's time we retire
to a sunny beach."
II. If Moses had taken Prozac.....
"613 rules? I must have been nuts!
Eat, drink, and be merry."
III. If Mary had taken Prozac.....
"Joseph, we have to talk."
IV. If John the Baptist took Prozac...
"I feel like a hot shower and a ham
and egg breakfast. Tonight, I'll
take in a show at Les Girls."
V. If St. Peter had taken Prozac.....
"Good luck finding followers, young
fellow, but I have to get home after
work to help my wife--her mother
has been under the weather."
VI. If Jesus had taken Prozac.....
"Guys, come over for supper. I'll
show you my new dining room
table I just finished."
VII. If St. Paul had taken Prozac.....
"Don't knock it. It cured me of those
migraine flashes of light and that stress
related thorny sensation."
The unvarnish'd tale: Religion--
a drug of such a damn'd nature.
