Monday, October 20, 2014

Methought I Was Enamour'd of Great Christ's Ass

I AM Omniscient. I know all things.
No new things, Papa Stronzo!
Nothing new under the Sun.
                            ---Ecclesiastes 1:9


"God is not afraid of new things."
























Saturday, July 26, 2014

My Present Fancies---Good Old Abraham's Covenant




"...become as little children...."


     The Abrahamic Religions are bred in a
sepulchre--obsecration needing a father god.
Is Buddha a father God?  Was Zeus?  Were
the Olympians?  Are the Hindu Gods father
figures? 

      The accursed Abrahamic Religion with
its muddled texts, hiding its grossness in fair
ornament, making its believers slaves,
vassals, and beggars---for what is prayer
but to beg?  "Our Father which art in
Heaven...."  Childish weakness!  Childish
fear of a causeless fantasy!

      Reason groans at it---stairs of sand
to a newly heaped burial mound.

       Mature in knowledge, other gods
allow their believers to be philosophers,
jurists, negotiators, entrepreneurs, and
Freemen. 

Sunday, June 15, 2014

The Seven Sons of Some God Else


"My Mother the virgin Miriam
was impregnated by the
Hebrew God YHWH."--Jesus


"My mother the virgin Alcmene
was impregnated by Zeus."--Hercules
"My mother the virgin Olympias
was impregnated by Zeus."--Alexander the Great
"My mother the virgin Pythasis
was impregnated by Apollo."--Pythagoras
"My mother the virgin Danae
was impregnated by Zeus."--Perseus
"Our mother the virgin Rhea Silvia
was impregnated by Mars."--Romulus and Remus
"My mother the virgin Semele
was impregnated by Zeus."--Dionysus

"My mother the virgin Avesta
was impregnated by a Ray of Divine Reason."--Zoroaster


        Sons out of a God's blood?  These noble sons are mad. Wert thou a son of man...and no more.

Friday, June 6, 2014

Fit Disposition for the Merry Wife of Jesus?

   

                           
"My men did call me Lord. . .
And I did deny my wife."

         

                                                           

Thursday, May 15, 2014

Survey the Towers This Day



The Towers, the Towers...Think on the Towers

        One Nation under God....
               That way madness lies.  Shun that!

Thursday, April 17, 2014

The Seven Deadly Times Jesus Practiced Medicine without Imparting Medical Knowledge to St. Luke, the Physician


More need they the physician than the divine. 


     I.  Luke 14:1-4
             The patient presents symptoms consistent with
         oedema, but Jesus does not impart to Luke
         medical knowledge about underlying causes,
         salt intake, or diuretics, thereby prolonging
         human suffering for 2000 years.

  II.  Luke 17:11-19
             Ten patients present symptoms of advanced
        leprosy, but Jesus does not impart to Luke 
        medical knowledge about Mycobacterium
        laprae, multi-drug therapies, thereby 
        prolonging human suffering for 2000 years.

 III.  Luke 18:35-43
            The patient presents vision loss as a symptom,
         but Jesus does not impart medical knowledge to
         to Luke about eye conditions and 
         simple eyeglasses, thereby prolonging human
         human suffering for 2000 years.

 IV.  Luke 8:43-48
            The female patient presents symptoms
        consistent with uterine fibroids, but
        Jesus does not impart medical knowledge
        to Luke about hysterectomy and
        myomectomy, thereby prolonging human 
        suffering for 2000 years.

  V.  Luke 9:38-42

            The pediatric patient presents symptoms
      of epileptic seizure--convulsions, frothy 
      saliva, expiratory groans--but Jesus does
      not impart medical knowledge to Luke
      about possible lead poisoning or juvenile
      epilepsy, ketogenic diet, and antiepileptic 
      medicines, thereby prolonging human 
      suffering for 2000 years.

 VI.   Luke 8:27-35

            The patient presents symptoms 
      consistent with Cluster A and B of a
      personality disorder, but Jesus does
      not impart medical knowledge to 
      Luke about psychotherapy, cognitive-
      behavior therapy, and group therapy,
      thereby prolonging human suffering
      for 2000 years.

VII.  Luke 22:50-51

            The patient has a severed ear
      that can be reattached, but Jesus
      does not impart medical knowledge
      to Luke about germ theory and 
      antiseptic surgery, thereby prolonging
      human suffering for 2000 years.

     Doctor Luke---didst thou not learn to
preserve, to distil, to heal?  Ask'st Him
not a question?  Thou speak'st not like
a physician.  Consider that by medicine
life might be prolonged?  The patients
die while the physicians sleep.

     Gospel according to St. Luke--

   "Verbum Domini; laus tibi, Christe."

     Thus credulous fools are caught.
       

Wednesday, April 2, 2014

About That Vapour Vow of Jesus


"Beli neder....?"

     "Verily, verily, I say unto you, Whatsoever
ye shall ask the Father in my name, he will
give it you." John 16:23

     Yeshua came in the likeness of a Jew.
A Jew's vow is sacred. Numbers 30:2-3

     Jephthah remained loyal to his vow.

     YHWH hears when a solemn vow is made.

Wednesday, January 15, 2014