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My Womb! My Womb! My Womb Undoes Me! |
I. EVE Genesis 4:1
Eve gushes after coitus with Adam that YHWH
opened her womb and gave her a man, Cain.
What Happiness! What Ha'Penis! Baruch Ha'Penis....
II. SARAH Genesis 20:1-18; 21:1-2
YHWH caused Abimelech erectile dysfunction with
Sarah and tied the tubes of the women of Abimelech's
Domain. YHWH opened Sarah's ninety year old womb
and fecundated it.
What Happiness! What Ha'Penis! Baruch Ha'Penis....
III. REBEKAH Genesis 25:21-24
YHWH saw to it that Rebekah's womb was opened,
resulting in a difficult pregnancy of fraternal twins
after twenty years of infertility.
What Happiness! What Ha'Penis! Baruch Ha'Penis....
IV. RACHEL Genesis 30:1-24; 35:16-19
Jacob tells his frustrated wife Rachel that YHWH
causes her infertility, not him. YHWH decides
to open Rachel's womb. Rachel later dies in
childbirth.
What Happiness! What Ha'Penis! Baruch Ha'Penis....
V. LEAH Genesis 29:16-35
YHWH opens Leah's womb, sanctioning the wedding
night switch of Leah for Rachel, tricking the eager
Jacob. (Can one exercise free will if one is deceived?)
Caveat coitus.
What Happiness! What Ha'Penis! Baruch Ha'Penis....
VI. SAMSON'S MOTHER Judges 13:1-21
Manoah believes his infertile wife's story that an
awesome man she met in the fields said that she was
going to be inseminated and needs to follow certain
prenatal directives. The bible says this man was an
Angel of the Lord, but he did not leave his name. But
he did open her womb.
What Happiness! What Ha'Penis! Baruch Ha'Penis....
VII. ELIZABETH Luke 1:5-25
Zacharias and Elizabeth are very old when an Angel
of the Lord tells Zacharias that Elizabeth's womb will
be opened and she will have her first child, a son. The
Angel seems a little curt and short-tempered
and strikes Zacharias dumb when Zacharias asks
how can this be because they are so old. Good thing
for Zacharias that he did not laugh as Sarah did
under similar circumstances.
The son turns out to be John the Baptist---not
John the Scribe or John the Publican. A son at
perfect age and the father declining? The father
should be as ward to the son. Good wombs have
borne bad sons. Alas, their earthly reward.
And there is the Blessed Virgin Mary--
whose chaste treasure was opened with
a seminal word.... Luke 1:26-48
Dried up organs of increase, hollow wombs, or stalwart
maidenheads cannot thwart the potency of YHWH.
A small pill, a layer of latex, or a worthy sponge can
forswear the teeming wombs that Isaiah preached are
ruled by YHWH (Isaiah 66:9) who forms thee and knows
thee before you came out of the womb (Job 31:15;
Jeremiah 1:5)???
What is Holy Mother Church afraid of?
YHWH allows miscarrying wombs and dry
breasts. (Hosea 9:14).
Pope Francis need not fear a woman who was
prisoner to her womb, who is now freed and
enfranchised.
