Thursday, June 7, 2012

The Seven Lively Reasons to Believe in Nothing




      I.   Nothing is absolute.


  II.   Nothing is everywhere.


 III.   Nothing is timeless.


 IV.   Nothing does not have a physical existence. 


   V.  Nothing was not created.  Nothing
         always is, always was, and will
         always remain the same.


  VI.  Nothing is perfect.  No thing can be 
         added to nothing or subtracted from
         nothing to perfect it.


 VII.  Something has dimensions and does
         not last forever.  Nothing is infinite
         and eternal.


     Because mankind knows nothing, mankind
has named nothing--YHWH --which means 
nothing. Selah.  Revelation 22:22
     

Wednesday, May 30, 2012

O, Horror! Horror! Horror!




     And it came to pass that Yahweh smote
among the generations of the Bible nearly
two and a half million Jews and Gentiles in
all the earth.
     And Yahweh gave unto Satan power to
put forth his hand against a man in the land
of Uz, whose name was Job.
     And Satan put forth his hand against Job's
household and did murder Job's ten children,
11,500 head of livestock, and Job's slaves who
were not counted, not even a three-quarter count.
     And there were so many other murders that
Yahweh did, the which, if they should be written
every one, I suppose that the world itself could 
not contain the written scroll of the dead from
The Great Flood, the famines, the plagues, the
mass destruction of cities.  Amen Numbers 37:1-4


Monday, May 28, 2012

What's in a Name?



     To bless literally means to smear
with blood. *


*  www.etymonline.com

Sunday, May 27, 2012

Naked Truth


RE:  Intelligent Design
    
     From the looks of things, Intelligent Design
should issue a recall.  Oops, Dei!

Saturday, May 26, 2012

In a Fool's Paradise



     Yahweh divided the light from
the darkness, the dry land from
the gathered waters, but YHWH failed
to divide written Hebrew into
consonants and vowels. *


* Who was Nebu?  Isaiah 46:1

Thursday, May 24, 2012

The Naked Truth




Roman Catholic theologians diagnosed
Jesus Christ with Dissociative Identity
Disorder at the Council of Nicea in AD325

Wednesday, May 23, 2012

What's in a Word?



     Smile is not part of the 
                         Word of God. *


http://www.tencommandments.org/concord.html