Thursday, April 17, 2014

The Seven Deadly Times Jesus Practiced Medicine without Imparting Medical Knowledge to St. Luke, the Physician


More need they the physician than the divine. 


     I.  Luke 14:1-4
             The patient presents symptoms consistent with
         oedema, but Jesus does not impart to Luke
         medical knowledge about underlying causes,
         salt intake, or diuretics, thereby prolonging
         human suffering for 2000 years.

  II.  Luke 17:11-19
             Ten patients present symptoms of advanced
        leprosy, but Jesus does not impart to Luke 
        medical knowledge about Mycobacterium
        laprae, multi-drug therapies, thereby 
        prolonging human suffering for 2000 years.

 III.  Luke 18:35-43
            The patient presents vision loss as a symptom,
         but Jesus does not impart medical knowledge to
         to Luke about eye conditions and 
         simple eyeglasses, thereby prolonging human
         human suffering for 2000 years.

 IV.  Luke 8:43-48
            The female patient presents symptoms
        consistent with uterine fibroids, but
        Jesus does not impart medical knowledge
        to Luke about hysterectomy and
        myomectomy, thereby prolonging human 
        suffering for 2000 years.

  V.  Luke 9:38-42

            The pediatric patient presents symptoms
      of epileptic seizure--convulsions, frothy 
      saliva, expiratory groans--but Jesus does
      not impart medical knowledge to Luke
      about possible lead poisoning or juvenile
      epilepsy, ketogenic diet, and antiepileptic 
      medicines, thereby prolonging human 
      suffering for 2000 years.

 VI.   Luke 8:27-35

            The patient presents symptoms 
      consistent with Cluster A and B of a
      personality disorder, but Jesus does
      not impart medical knowledge to 
      Luke about psychotherapy, cognitive-
      behavior therapy, and group therapy,
      thereby prolonging human suffering
      for 2000 years.

VII.  Luke 22:50-51

            The patient has a severed ear
      that can be reattached, but Jesus
      does not impart medical knowledge
      to Luke about germ theory and 
      antiseptic surgery, thereby prolonging
      human suffering for 2000 years.

     Doctor Luke---didst thou not learn to
preserve, to distil, to heal?  Ask'st Him
not a question?  Thou speak'st not like
a physician.  Consider that by medicine
life might be prolonged?  The patients
die while the physicians sleep.

     Gospel according to St. Luke--

   "Verbum Domini; laus tibi, Christe."

     Thus credulous fools are caught.
       

Wednesday, April 2, 2014

About That Vapour Vow of Jesus


"Beli neder....?"

     "Verily, verily, I say unto you, Whatsoever
ye shall ask the Father in my name, he will
give it you." John 16:23

     Yeshua came in the likeness of a Jew.
A Jew's vow is sacred. Numbers 30:2-3

     Jephthah remained loyal to his vow.

     YHWH hears when a solemn vow is made.