Monday, April 1, 2013

The Seven Deadly Clues to Damning Jeopardy in the Bible


There are no bad questions.
Only bad answers--some can be dangerous.

     I.  Clue:  Mandated the first recorded final
                    solution by genocide.
                   Who is YHWH?  1Samuel 15:1-3

   II.  Clue:  Sanctioned a hate crime of the 
                   murder of an interracial couple.
                  Who is YHWH?  Numbers 25:1-13

 III.  Clue:  Mandated the death penalty for
                   homosexual men.
                  Who is YHWH?  Leviticus 20:13

 IV.  Clue:  Murdered a hapless man who tried
                   to prevent significant damage to 
                   a sacred object.
                  Who is YHWH?  2Samuel 6:1-7

   V.  Clue:  Threatened to shoot to kill anyone
                   who walked on his posted property.
                  Who is YHWH?  Exodus 19:12-13

   VI.  Clue:  Demanded that a homeless, holy man
                     cook his food with dried human feces.
                    Who is YHWH?  Ezekiel 4:9-12

  VII. Clue:  Mandated the death penalty for any
                    individual who failed to confine a 
                    dangerous, domestic animal.
                   Who is YHWH?  Exodus 21:29


Final Damning Jeopardy:  Popular Sayings

          Clue:  Faithfully said of serial killers, terrorists,
                     and murderous despots.

          Answer:  What is "playing God"?