Friday, August 31, 2012

Much Ado about Nothing


Fear of  YHWH--The Beginning of Knowledge?

    Unless study and books be false,
what in God's name is the worth
of theology?  The Abrahamic
religions are not based on discovery,
but on revelation.  The obstinate
commands of YHWH hinder the
show and seal of nature's truth.
There is no peer review, just
double-blind fideism--blind men
looking in mirrors.

Sunday, August 26, 2012

A Book Where Men May Read Strange Matters




  Tedious homily, after tedious homily about God's love. . .monotheism is boring.
   Blessed be God for the hagiography of
the masochistic, anorexic, schizophrenic
Roman Catholic Saints.

Sunday, August 19, 2012

Talkers Are No Good Doers



     Why is Dog, God spelled backwards?



           Because your dog gives you 
           unconditional love, but your
           God gives you conditional love.

Saturday, August 11, 2012

Perchance--All's Well That Ends Well

Darkness Over All The Land
Seek Good Questions,
Not Bad Answers






    





           Western Civilization was without 
        Liberty and the Dark Ages shrouded 
       Europe.  And the Spirit of Liberty 
       moved upon the Darkness of Catholicism.
       And Western Man said Let there be
       Enlightenment.  And there was light
       for all. 

         And Western Man saw the
      Enlightenment--that it was good.  And
      Western Man divided the light from
      the darkness. And Western Man called
      the light science, and Western Man called
      the darkness religion.

         And it has come to pass that mankind is 
      fruitful where the light of science
      banishes the darkness of religion.
      But the shadow of religion lingers
      in the dark corners of ignorance--threatening
      the light of the world.

Wednesday, August 1, 2012

Measure for Measure. . .The Naked Truth

If Elephants Had Hands. . . .


     They have a childhood that lasts ten years.
They develop adult characteristics during their
adolescence, lasting until age sixteen.  They
become sexually mature around this time,
but normally do not engage in coitus until
reaching age eighteen or twenty.


     They live in a complex social structure
that values good communication, mutual
support and life-long social bonds.  Their
average life span is the biblical three-score
and ten.


     They are most commonly called 
elephants by the talking monkeys.


     They exhibit a degree of nascent 
religious thought by remembering their
departed loved ones with regular visitations
to their final resting places and by touching
and arranging the bones, as did the 
Neanderthals, who were the first talking
monkeys to attend to their dead with burial
and rudimentary ritual.


     The bond of extended childhood
experienced by these two very different
creatures engenders the childhood belief
in a life beyond death, the fear of a painted
devil, and the worship of dirty gods.


     Childhood's Beginning is the God Gene.*

*THE GOD GENE HYPOTHESIS--
     If an animal's juvenile period is 25% or more of its average
     life span, the animal will exhibit the "God Gene."
                                                    ----The Thane of Towson