O, Horror! Horror! Horror!

     And it came to pass that Yahweh smote
among the generations of the Bible nearly
two and a half million Jews and Gentiles in
all the earth.
     And Yahweh gave unto Satan power to
put forth his hand against a man in the land
of Uz, whose name was Job.
     And Satan put forth his hand against Job's
household and did murder Job's ten children,
11,500 head of livestock, and Job's slaves who
were not counted, not even a three-quarter count.
     And there were so many other murders that
Yahweh did, the which, if they should be written
every one, I suppose that the world itself could 
not contain the written scroll of the dead from
The Great Flood, the famines, the plagues, the
mass destruction of cities.  Amen Numbers 37:1-4

What's in a Name?

     To bless literally means to smear
with blood. *


*  www.etymonline.com

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RE:  Intelligent Design
    
     From the looks of things, Intelligent Design

should issue a recall.  Oops, Dei!

In a Fool's Paradise

     Yahweh divided the light from
the darkness, the dry land from
the gathered waters, but YHWH failed
to divide written Hebrew into
consonants and vowels. *


* Who was Nebu?  Isaiah 46:1

The Naked Truth

Roman Catholic theologians diagnosed
Jesus Christ with Dissociative Identity
Disorder at the Council of Nicea in AD325

What's in a Word?

     Smile is not part of the 
                         Word of God. *


* http://www.tencommandments.org/concord.html

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RE:  Intelligent Design
     Being eaten is the most common way
of dying on God's green earth.  Oops, Dei!

Brevity Is the Soul of Wit

St. Paul spread the message

of Jesus--in your dreams, Paul! *

*Acts 16:9-10; 18:9-10; 26:19  

  1 Corinthians 11:23; 2Corinthians 12:1-4; Galatians 1:10-17

Yahweh Prick'd Out Man for Women's Pleasure

     "No State shall make or enforce 
any Law that diminishes the definition
of marriage as only between one human
being possessing a natural penis and
one human being possessing a natural
vagina."


     Before my God, done in reverent care of
marriage.  The Constitution will deny seeming
men and unseemly women--fishified flesh that
cracks nuts.  Only a natural vagina and a mountain
of manly flesh can claim a marriage.

     The State Department allows changing the
gender designation on a birth certificate to a
free choice of gender on an American passport as
of June MMX.  This act troubles the bed of blessed
marriage which is of more worth than law.  I am
thought-sick at the act.

     Before my God, I might not this believe without
the sensible and true avouch of my own eyes.  A man
by any other name is not a man if without a
God-given penis.  A woman by any other name is
is not a woman if without a God-given vagina.

     Deny this marriage, for if you do not, the rites
and bonds of marriage will be dishonored.  Marriage
is honorable even in a beggar.

     Lure the penis; bed the vagina; wed the genitalia.
One house, one feast of placenta stew and crystal
flutes of boy-piss, one mutual happiness.  Male
and Female Yahweh created them--Adam and Lilith.