R.I.P. "Nigger" But Is NAACP, PC?

At Fools I laugh, not fear them.

    The  NAACP buried "Nigger" the other day. There had been no news about "Nigger" being sick. "Nigger" seemed vigorous, hanging out with the "homeboys," "bitches," and "nappy-headed ho's." The cause of "Nigger's" demise seems to have been death by smothering. Evidently, "Nigger" was buried alive.

   "Nigger" had a rough childhood because low self-esteem that was caused by bullying by his neighbors and peers---"Mr. Charlie," "Hillbilly," "Redneck," and especially "The Man." In "Nigger's" later years, "Nigger" became strong and stared down his former tormentors. Instead of hiding out, "Nigger" called out to the tormentors, shouting "I am Nigger, and I am proud." "Nigger's" former tormentors began to respect "Nigger," and even emulated "Nigger."

    Those who knew "Nigger" always mention how "Nigger" helped the first black American who was a humorist and comedian, not a buffoon. That was the never to be forgotten Dick Gregory. 'Nigger" helped to advertise Mr. Gregory's autobiography, entitled "Nigger." "Nigger" made money and made us laugh. If "Nigger" was sacrificed for our sins, maybe like the Christ, "Nigger" will arise from the guarded tomb.

    If the National Association for the Advancement of Colored People (NAACP) is out to lynch all those who don't fit its idea of correct politics, they should open a great pit and bury the "Colored People."